What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

True - how I loved my mum!

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

COVID-19 patients with reduced kidney function who are vaccinated are more likely to survive: Study - ABC News

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

What! how could you do that?

What do you mean son?

Apple’s Spin on the Personalized Siri Apple Intelligence Reset - Daring Fireball

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Health experts issue stark warning about a disease that’s silently killing millions: Are you at risk? - Times of India

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Do you know what she said mum?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Scientists Stumble Upon Mysterious Lifeform They Can’t Yet Explain - The Daily Galaxy

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”